Tuesday, June 23, 2009

You Can't Handle This, Five Iron Frenzy

1 comment:

  1. Making young girls pine,
    I don't have the time,
    Babies get in line,
    I've got a protractor,
    Got a stapler now,
    It goes "Ka-ching,"
    Gotta have the math club crown me king,
    Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing,
    On my calculator.

    If you're up,
    And if you want,
    A piece of me,
    Wave goodbye and blow a kiss,
    'Cause you can't handle this,

    Chorus:
    No, No, No,
    You can't handle this. X2

    Through my glasses glare,
    You'll see savoir faire,
    Beneath my icy stare,
    I've got a retainer,
    Maybe I'm the physics main event,
    Maybe I'm the chem club president,
    Maybe even Texas Instruments,
    Thinks that I'm coplanar.

    If you're up,
    And if you want,
    A piece of me,
    Wave goodbye and blow a kiss,
    'Cause you can't handle this,

    Chorus:
    No, No, No
    You can't handle this. X2

    And Leonard Nemoy,
    Can't stand up to this,
    And Captain James T. Kirk,
    Bows beneath my fists,
    And I am awesome,
    Awesome,
    I am the awesomest!

    Chorus:
    No, No, No
    You can't handle this. X2

    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

    Yeah!

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